♥ You and Your Museum of Lovers ♥

fuckpatriarchy: teejae05:geekinglasses: Dying of cuteness....

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:00:00 +0800

teejae05:geekinglasses:

Dying of cuteness. @-):))

so cute. must resist kicking.

reblog with the word 'turkey' substituting a word in a band name

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:25:39 +0800

oldnobody:

ephe:

todayiskumran: florence and the turkey

Jimmy Eat Turkey :D

Clap your hands say Turkey!

Turkey! At the disco

Turkey and the Pirates. Turkey and the Headlights.

jeanmelgar: hotcate: missmuffin: (via...

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:18:53 +0800

jeanmelgar:

hotcate:

missmuffin:

(via hayleycakes)

Reblogging for future reference

ako din. just in case i would want to wear make-up or actually learn how to.

nicklelove: 9gag: Tattoo locations LOL! I lol’d. but...

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:43:47 +0800

nicklelove:

9gag:

Tattoo locations

LOL!

I lol’d. but but I did not go to prison, my tattoo is there! makakuha nga ng pang kyot litol poreencezz!

well somewhere between the prison and the place for dragons.

fuckyeahfilipina: via flickr si ALOHAPENNY! hearts hearts! i...

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:07:53 +0800

fuckyeahfilipina:

via flickr

si ALOHAPENNY! hearts hearts! i hearts alohapenny! team Penny! lolz also team Helga! lolz lolz mrhrhrhrhrhr

Boner Etiquette by Jeffrey McDaniel

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:32:12 +0800

Please: be kind to boners. Nothing
ruins an evening quicker than catching
a glimpse of a demoralized boner
sobbing into his foreskin. Remember
the boner is always half full. Most
boners sleep upside down in caves,
ready to flutter into the world
at the dropp of a bra strap. Boners
move in packs—rarely will you see one
wandering alone in a train station.
Look closer and you’ll usually find
a second boner bobbing nearby. But
it’s the lone boner, the Oswald boner,
you must watch out for. Whatever
you do, don’t challenge it. Don’t
stare it directly in the eye.

TYP 751, RYAN PATRICK

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:49:59 +0800

TYP 751, RYAN PATRICK:

DO NOT RIDE! THE DRIVER THREW COINS AT MY FACE.

I am not a firm believer of taxi cabs. If you know me in real life, you would know how much I enjoy walking. I have only met a few ones which I…

MOGWAI TOH! BAWAL POP!

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:45:52 +0800

canibeyourmemory:

The people shouted at us because @helgaholic cranked up the volume of her iPod and played Miley Cyrus, Shakira and Taylor Swift. LOLLLLLL

kasi nga MOGWAI ‘TO BAWAL POP! POP PUNK PWEDE!

"Some people think spelling things wrong is normal. It’s actually a sign of bad manners and poor..."

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:38:57 +0800

“Some people think spelling things wrong is normal. It’s actually a sign of bad manners and poor intelligence. If you don’t care enough to spell it right, you’re insulting the recipient.”

- http://www.wikihow.com/Have-Good-Manners (via fuckyeahgmrc)

planetearthisblue: oldtobegin: hidekiryuga: (via...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:00:50 +0800

planetearthisblue:

oldtobegin:

hidekiryuga:

(via skeletonkeyyx)

i’m really trying really hard not to be one of those people who posts a shitload of cat pictures on my tumblr but it is SO HARD. the internet makes it SO HARD.

D’AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ERMINGARDE! THIS KITTY MAKES ME WANT TO DO VIOLENT THINGS TO IT BECAUSE IT IS SOOOO KYOT KYOT! I FEEL PASSIONATE ABOUT HOW I FEEL FOR THIS BABY, YO!

Hey, Baby, What is Your Sign?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:54:42 +0800

Hey, Baby, What is Your Sign?:

I have yet to meet an Aries I didn’t like. I stay away from Aquarius. Gemini boys must be avoided. I believe my soulmate is a Cancer.

Aries - 7
Virgo - 4
Aquarius - 2
Gemini - 2
Scorpio - 2
Cancer…

Yo, people with mediocre taste in music,

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:14:50 +0800

sillygirlwaves:

helgaholic:

I have indie and post-rock fatigue. Care to recommend good pop songs?

Examples of not good pop songs:

anything by David Cook

anything by David Archuleta

anything by Paramore

Examples of good pop songs:

Party in the (motherfucken) USA

She Wolf

Ayaw mo kay Beyonce? Lolz. Most of the pop songs I know are old! But I have a “If I were a ditz” playlist na puro Kylie, Mariah, Beyonce, and the likes.

Lady GaGa’s Starstruck heehee. Also, Taylor Swift!

yopenneh: (via fuckyeahtaylorswift) OMG! Marry...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:13:55 +0800

yopenneh:

(via fuckyeahtaylorswift)

OMG! Marry me?

ERMINGARDE! I WANT CURLS LIKE THIS!

yopenneh: LOL Look DK! Im cooking! plsto come over when we...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:35:55 +0800

yopenneh:

LOL Look DK! Im cooking!

plsto come over when we move to the city so we can play lutu-lutuan :) first up: NO FAIL TUNA PESTO :)

"The way you make me feel is like, Smelling fresh cut grass or being in the back of a convertable..."

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:00:00 +0800

“

The way you make me feel is like,

Smelling fresh cut grass or being in the back of a convertable under the stars. Or returning home from a long trip or just driving with no destination in the summer. It’s like the feeling you get when you get an ‘A’ on your report card and your parents tell you how proud they are. Or when you hear your family laugh together or the whooshing of a tunnel when you drive with the windows down. It’s like when you’re outside on a hot summer day and you have a cold glass of water or when you talk to an old friend after a month or two, yet the two of you are still as close as ever.

It’s like the feeling you get when you hear your favorite childhood song on the radio for the first time in years, you turn it up and feel so alive. Or laying in bed watching a snow storm, knowing you don’t have to get up for hours and get just lay in the warmth of your comforters for hours. Its the way your stomache flip flops during your first true kiss, or how your body feels when you take off in an airplane for the first time. Or when you drive around in the front seat of car who belongs to the boy you like, and even though you should feel scared beyond control because he’s driving so fast and stupid, yet you feel so safe and alive. Yeah, that feeling.

The way you make me feel, feels good to me.

”

- Anon. (via oliviagail) (via alexa734) (via iheartlove)

Kadiri, this shit is so mababaw pero kinilig ako. Ambilis ko kiligin.

papercut5: helgaholic: 313/365 - We Play Endlessly Like na,...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:10:44 +0800

papercut5:

helgaholic:

313/365 - We Play Endlessly

Like na, reblog pa.

Helga, IDOL!

but srsly, your imagination amazes me. :) This is how one must use imagination, not, you know the psychotic kind.

Family Stories

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:31:16 +0800

chariotofsparrows:

Dorianne Laux

I had a boyfriend who told me stories about his family,
how an argument once ended when his father
seized a lit birthday cake in both hands
and hurled it out a second-story window. That,
I thought, was what a normal family was like: anger
sent out across the sill, landing like a gift
to decorate the sidewalk below. In mine
it was fists and direct hits to the solar plexus,
and nobody ever forgave anyone. But I believed
the people in his stories really loved one another,
even when they yelled and shoved their feet
through cabinet doors or held a chair like a bottle
of cheap champagne, christening the wall,
rungs exploding from their holes.
I said it sounded harmless, the pomp and fury
of the passionate. He said it was a curse
being born Italian and Catholic and when he
looked from that window what he saw was the moment
rudely crushed. But all I could see was a gorgeous
three-layer cake gliding like a battered ship
down the sidewalk, the smoking candles broken, sunk
deep in the icing, a few still burning.

——————————————————

i wish you take the time to read the words. i fear for the continous reduction of our attention spans.

I Think I Like My Job

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:55:12 +0800

I Think I Like My Job:

Yes, there I said it. I think I like my job. I like the flexi-time, I like the free lunches. I like the small boutique hotels, I like the school, like the restaurants, and most of all…

Middle Name: Crazy

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:25:13 +0800

Middle Name: Crazy:

I did a lot of crazy shit back in college. No this does not include falling for the ridiculously stupid and ugly boys—which by the way I have done way too many times that anyone should ever do…

Karaoke + Costume Party

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:55:12 +0800

Karaoke + Costume Party over at The Orange Place Hotel Kamias.

150p means two free beers plus one whole night of Karaoke mayhem.

#26 Kamias Rd., Quezon City.