Boner Etiquette by Jeffrey McDaniel
Please: be kind to boners. Nothing
ruins an evening quicker than catching
a glimpse of a demoralized boner
sobbing into his foreskin. Remember
the boner is always half full. Most
boners sleep upside down in caves,
ready to flutter into the world
at the dropp of a bra strap. Boners
move in packs—rarely will you see one
wandering alone in a train station.
Look closer and you’ll usually find
a second boner bobbing nearby. But
it’s the lone boner, the Oswald boner,
you must watch out for. Whatever
you do, don’t challenge it. Don’t
stare it directly in the eye.
TYP 751, RYAN PATRICK
DO NOT RIDE! THE DRIVER THREW COINS AT MY FACE.
I am not a firm believer of taxi cabs. If you know me in real life, you would know how much I enjoy walking. I have only met a few ones which I…
MOGWAI TOH! BAWAL POP!
canibeyourmemory:
The people shouted at us because @helgaholic cranked up the volume of her iPod and played Miley Cyrus, Shakira and Taylor Swift. LOLLLLLL
kasi nga MOGWAI ‘TO BAWAL POP! POP PUNK PWEDE!
planetearthisblue:
oldtobegin:
hidekiryuga:
(via skeletonkeyyx)
i’m really trying really hard not to be one of those people who posts a shitload of cat pictures on my tumblr but it is SO HARD. the internet makes it SO HARD.
D’AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ERMINGARDE! THIS KITTY MAKES ME WANT TO DO VIOLENT THINGS TO IT BECAUSE IT IS SOOOO KYOT KYOT! I FEEL PASSIONATE ABOUT HOW I FEEL FOR THIS BABY, YO!
Hey, Baby, What is Your Sign?
I have yet to meet an Aries I didn’t like. I stay away from Aquarius. Gemini boys must be avoided. I believe my soulmate is a Cancer.
Aries - 7
Virgo - 4
Aquarius - 2
Gemini - 2
Scorpio - 2
Cancer…
Yo, people with mediocre taste in music,
sillygirlwaves:
helgaholic:
I have indie and post-rock fatigue. Care to recommend good pop songs?
Examples of not good pop songs:
- anything by David Cook
- anything by David Archuleta
- anything by Paramore
Examples of good pop songs:
- Party in the (motherfucken) USA
- She Wolf
Ayaw mo kay Beyonce? Lolz. Most of the pop songs I know are old! But I have a “If I were a ditz” playlist na puro Kylie, Mariah, Beyonce, and the likes.
Lady GaGa’s Starstruck heehee. Also, Taylor Swift!
yopenneh:
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OMG! Marry me?
ERMINGARDE! I WANT CURLS LIKE THIS!
yopenneh:
LOL Look DK! Im cooking!
plsto come over when we move to the city so we can play lutu-lutuan :) first up: NO FAIL TUNA PESTO :)