♥ You and Your Museum of Lovers ♥ To all the boys who borrowed my heart, one day you will get here and be faced with honesty. Brutal and crazy, but honesty nonetheless. Poetry and love letters, that is all.

For once in your life, you had made a girl feel. This is what you do to me. And I keep coming back for more.

♥♦♣♠
This girl is an emotional masochist, who should have known better than to be friends with boys with girlfriends.

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Boner Etiquette by Jeffrey McDaniel

Please: be kind to boners. Nothing
ruins an evening quicker than catching
a glimpse of a demoralized boner
sobbing into his foreskin. Remember
the boner is always half full. Most
boners sleep upside down in caves,
ready to flutter into the world
at the dropp of a bra strap. Boners
move in packs—rarely will you see one
wandering alone in a train station.
Look closer and you’ll usually find
a second boner bobbing nearby. But
it’s the lone boner, the Oswald boner,
you must watch out for. Whatever
you do, don’t challenge it. Don’t
stare it directly in the eye.

TYP 751, RYAN PATRICK

DO NOT RIDE! THE DRIVER THREW COINS AT MY FACE.

I am not a firm believer of taxi cabs. If you know me in real life, you would know how much I enjoy walking. I have only met a few ones which I…

MOGWAI TOH! BAWAL POP!

canibeyourmemory:

The people shouted at us because @helgaholic cranked up the volume of her iPod and played Miley Cyrus, Shakira and Taylor Swift. LOLLLLLL

kasi nga MOGWAI ‘TO BAWAL POP! POP PUNK PWEDE!

"Some people think spelling things wrong is normal. It’s actually a sign of bad manners and poor intelligence. If you don’t care enough to spell it right, you’re insulting the recipient."

planetearthisblue:

oldtobegin:

hidekiryuga:

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i’m really trying really hard not to be one of those people who posts a shitload of cat pictures on my tumblr but it is SO HARD. the internet makes it SO HARD.

D’AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ERMINGARDE! THIS KITTY MAKES ME WANT TO DO VIOLENT THINGS TO IT BECAUSE IT IS SOOOO KYOT KYOT! I FEEL PASSIONATE ABOUT HOW I FEEL FOR THIS BABY, YO!

planetearthisblue:

oldtobegin:

hidekiryuga:

(via skeletonkeyyx)

i’m really trying really hard not to be one of those people who posts a shitload of cat pictures on my tumblr but it is SO HARD. the internet makes it SO HARD.

D’AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ERMINGARDE! THIS KITTY MAKES ME WANT TO DO VIOLENT THINGS TO IT BECAUSE IT IS SOOOO KYOT KYOT! I FEEL PASSIONATE ABOUT HOW I FEEL FOR THIS BABY, YO!

Hey, Baby, What is Your Sign?

I have yet to meet an Aries I didn’t like. I stay away from Aquarius. Gemini boys must be avoided. I believe my soulmate is a Cancer.


Aries - 7
Virgo - 4
Aquarius - 2
Gemini - 2
Scorpio - 2
Cancer…
Yo, people with mediocre taste in music,

sillygirlwaves:

helgaholic:

I have indie and post-rock fatigue. Care to recommend good pop songs?

Examples of not good pop songs:

  • anything by David Cook
  • anything by David Archuleta
  • anything by Paramore

Examples of good pop songs:

  • Party in the (motherfucken) USA
  • She Wolf

Ayaw mo kay Beyonce? Lolz. Most of the pop songs I know are old! But I have a “If I were a ditz” playlist na puro Kylie, Mariah, Beyonce, and the likes.

Lady GaGa’s Starstruck heehee. Also, Taylor Swift!

yopenneh:

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OMG! Marry me?


ERMINGARDE! I WANT CURLS LIKE THIS!

yopenneh:

(via fuckyeahtaylorswift)

OMG! Marry me?

ERMINGARDE! I WANT CURLS LIKE THIS!

yopenneh:

LOL Look DK! Im cooking!


plsto come over when we move to the city so we can play lutu-lutuan :) first up: NO FAIL TUNA PESTO :)

yopenneh:

LOL Look DK! Im cooking!

plsto come over when we move to the city so we can play lutu-lutuan :) first up: NO FAIL TUNA PESTO :)

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The way you make me feel is like,

Smelling fresh cut grass or being in the back of a convertable under the stars. Or returning home from a long trip or just driving with no destination in the summer. It’s like the feeling you get when you get an ‘A’ on your report card and your parents tell you how proud they are. Or when you hear your family laugh together or the whooshing of a tunnel when you drive with the windows down. It’s like when you’re outside on a hot summer day and you have a cold glass of water or when you talk to an old friend after a month or two, yet the two of you are still as close as ever.

It’s like the feeling you get when you hear your favorite childhood song on the radio for the first time in years, you turn it up and feel so alive. Or laying in bed watching a snow storm, knowing you don’t have to get up for hours and get just lay in the warmth of your comforters for hours. Its the way your stomache flip flops during your first true kiss, or how your body feels when you take off in an airplane for the first time. Or when you drive around in the front seat of car who belongs to the boy you like, and even though you should feel scared beyond control because he’s driving so fast and stupid, yet you feel so safe and alive. Yeah, that feeling.

The way you make me feel, feels good to me.

"

~

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Kadiri, this shit is so mababaw pero kinilig ako. Ambilis ko kiligin.